Life is weird sometimes.

You do WHAT for a living???

Posted: March 14th, 2004 | Author: admin | Filed under: LJ | 10 Comments »

I got a job finally. And not just ANY job, the BEST JOB IN THE WORLD (note the sarcasm).

Yes that’s right; along with every 14 year old girl in Rohnert Park, I now work at Cold Stone Creamery™.

Yeah it’s a shitty job, yeah I’m too old. BUT, what job can you go to work COMPLETLY HIGH off your ass, and function not only well, but BETTER because you just don’t care anymore. They reward apathy, and punish individual thinking. It’s hell for me.

Somehow, though, I just don’t care. Sure I’m a 19 year old loser who works minimum wage with some little high school girls, but whatever.

I’m only in college, and what the hell else do I have going for me? I need some spending money, and I make enough on tips to keep my pockets full of cash.

10 Comments on “You do WHAT for a living???”

  1. 1 richbrenner said at 2:42 pm on March 14th, 2004:

    You can’t let pride get in the way of being able to eat.

  2. 2 roxy99ed said at 2:46 pm on March 14th, 2004:

    Anddddd it’s close to campus so you don’t have to go too far. I will walk in one day and surprise you. And then I will buy a cake batter ice cream.

  3. 3 me said at 3:29 pm on March 14th, 2004:

    Amen to that.

  4. 4 misterkleen said at 3:32 pm on March 14th, 2004:

    …working in an ice cream store…every 6 year old’s dream. Once, JUST ONCE I want to walk into a Cold Stone and have fifty one dollar bills and have the employees sing over and over.

    I’m sure there’s a nice warm place reserved for me in hell.

    And you’re not a loser. A loser would be an unemployed jackass who mentally masturbates himself (herself, whatever) by thinking they’re better than the counter jockeys who serve them just because they’re customers.

  5. 5 1ginacolada said at 4:38 pm on March 14th, 2004:

    i went to coldstone tonight! i got cake batter with rainbow sprinkles and cookie dough.

  6. 6 scootinkooney said at 3:03 am on March 15th, 2004:

    free ice cream?

  7. 7 morganogrom said at 3:50 am on March 15th, 2004:

    Haha, my 16 year old sister Christy works there.

  8. 8 me said at 7:49 am on March 15th, 2004:

    Hell yeah, Spermy!

  9. 9 themussel said at 11:45 am on March 16th, 2004:

    I think you are the third person i know that works there. Have fun with that. I think you might get fat from all the ice cream.

  10. 10 me said at 2:53 pm on March 16th, 2004:

    NOOOOOOOOOO I’ll NEVER get fat EVER!!

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