old people know it alls suck

So I set off my Fire Alarm this morning. I was taking a shower with my bathroom door open (which I do everyday) and all of a sudden the alarm starts going off. I rush to get dressed and get outside, and notice that the alarm isn’t on outside, only in our apartment.

Shit.

At least I wasn’t smoking in my room. That would have been bad, seeing as how the police officer felt it necessary to search my room quickly when she came. She did it stealthily, but I still saw her do it. I’m not that fucking stupid. I’m just glad I hid my illicit things before she came.

In other news, does anyone else ever have the uncontrollable urge to kill someone?

There are a few people who attend school here, that I just don’t want to live anymore. If they died, I’d laugh in their bloody faces. In fact, during chemistry I was happily daydreaming about all the fun ways I could kill this bitch sitting in front of me.

I can’t tell you how much I hate this woman. Why all this rage you ask?

• Well, first of all, she’s about 40 and she’s taking freshmen classes. She goes through and acts like she’s all smart and better than everyone else. I just want to yell at her “YOU’RE 40 YEARS OLD!! I’M 19 AND I UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT BETTER THAN YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!”
• Also, she’s about 300 pounds of lard. And that is probably the trait that I hate the least about her.
• Maybe it’s the giant birthmark sprayed across her face, neck and chest? It’s either a birthmark, or someone takes a dump on her face every morning.
• She has a handicap placard in her car, and as far as I can tell, her only disability is her stupidity and the fact that she’s obese.
• She’s balding in the back of her head. Attractive!
• And possibly her most annoying trait, which is sorta hard to explain. She asks the most stupid questions ever. But she does them to look smarter. They’re the questions that everyone thinks about in their head when the teacher introduces a new topic, but normal people just dismiss these questions, using common sense and logic. She takes the whole “there are no stupid questions” thing too far. Trust me, there IS such thing as a stupid question.

  We were learning about the mechanisms behind polymers, and our teacher gives a small intro on the basics of polymers, in which he gave examples of polymers. 15 minutes later, we are learning how TFE is turned into Teflon, which is completely obviously a polymer, as the teacher had drawn the molecule all the way across the three boards, to exaggerate the fact that this molecule was indeed a polymer, and gigantic. Yet, the fatass bitch STILL raises her hand and asks “So is Teflon a polymer?” And as super nice and courteous as my chemistry teacher is, he looked at her like she was stupid, and said “yeah, see the molecule drawn across three boards? That means it’s a polymer.” And a few of us in the back chuckled, and she didn’t even realize that she was an idiot.

• She shows up to EVERY class in full scrubs. And I don’t mean just the coat and over pants, but the booties and even the mask, draped around her neck. What the hell?! Why would you wear booties around school???!

Arg I’m pissed off. Loud rap music time!

* Disclaimer!!! I have no intention of killing anyone ever. I am a peaceful, non-hostile person in real life. Livejournal is just a place to release my aggression.