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yo!

Shit man. Happy 20th birthday .

I can’t believe I have friends this old. Man, we’re fucking old now!

hmmm…

free drunken bowling thursday.

ya’ll hear.

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I am now the proud new owner of the most wonderful down blanket ever.

Thank you Erin.

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So last night I had the craziest dream, my first vivid Livejournal Dream.

I think i’m addicted.

It went like this:

I was on “The Real World” or equivalent. It was a beautiful tropical setting and the house was gorgeous.

The people that were there were: Me, ,,, , Airelle (from Hawaii), , (although they weren’t going out in my dream), the guy who lives upstairs from this year, except he had NO personality and was stupid.

We all lived in this house together and I remember thinking how fucking boring it must be to watch us just hang out together.

Then, it happened. The guy with no personality came in from swimming, and told us all that there was an earthquake, and that everyone on Antarctica had been killed. For some reason, this bothered us greatly, and we watched the news for the next couple of hours, watching as the teams of rescuers walked through the destroyed Antarctic establishments, and killed everyone who was still partially alive with this big killing stick.

We were all in shock! Why were they killing everyone with this stick, and why were they showing it on TV? And why were they in space suits, like on E.T.?

Then my motherfucking alarm went off and I had to get up for 10:00 Organic Chemistry!

DAMN!

WHAT?

Thursday, September 18th, 2003 is international mac and cheese night.

(as declared by )

Shits goin down.

Oh dear lord.

As an avid follower of the practice of scientific thinking and logical reasoning, I try to stay out of the way of debates between “creationists” and “evolutionists,” mostly because there isn’t much of a debate. It’s mostly a reciting of bible passages, intertwined with a lot of emotions and feelings.

Thus said, I must bring up the topic that I once swore to myself I’d never get worked up about.

My background is this: I come from a strong Catholic family. My parents are both very intelligent people, and my mother majored in Biology. They are both very open minded people and they never bought into the bullshit that is religion, but they like many things about an organized religion. Therefore I was raised as a strong Catholic, but I was always told and encouraged to question everything everyone says, and that there were no “right” answers. Especially when it came to religion.
So, I have a unique mix of respect for the tradition and positive aspects of organized religion, without the emotionally-related close-mindedness of a normal devout Christian.

It really bothers me when people talk about creation, without even considering the evidence:
It bothers me because people who are avid followers of the creation theory are completely close-minded about everything related to evolution. I am a Biology major, and I could not see how someone could study any biological sciences and still believe in creation. Evolution is not a passive theory thrown about cautiously. It is a well proven theory that is present all around us.

Take, for example, the giraffes. Probably the most clichéd example ever. How did giraffes come about? Did God give them long necks? Or did all the short necked giraffes die out because they couldn’t reach the tops of the tall trees?

I realize that’s kind of a weak argument. I’ve studied DNA analysis’s and seen the linkages between creatures that evolve. They have entire trees made from the DNA analysis.

Evolution doesn’t mean that we came from monkeys! That’s just a theory that people made, using the theory of evolution. Besides, how narcissistic must one be, to think that evolving from monkeys is a bad thing? Who the hell cares what we evolved from. People are so stupid. What matters is where we are now.

What brought this about is this http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

This is quite possibly the first time I have thought of the Christianity as a giant cult. Look at all the mis-information being fed to those kids? Those kids haven’t a chance in the real world of knowledge.

A prizewinning fifth grader wrote this:

My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)
Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.

Oh that’s a great example of logic. Because he fails to eat a banana on command, he is not a monkey. Notice they don’t say anything about their claim that “evolutionists” say that people are evolved from monkeys.

Other Memorable projects:

• “Life Doesn’t Come From Non-Life” In where a child puts the “raw materials” of life into a jar for three weeks and no life is created.
• “Rocks Can’t Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?” Where a 6th grader shows Charles Darwin who’s boss.
• “Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire” By a Senior in high school, no less.
• And some great pseudo-science in “Using Prayer To Micro evolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria” Check it!

Something tells me that they were assigned topics.

One hour passes…

As far as I’m concerned, “creationists” can kiss my ass, science rules.

Holy hell

Things that are badass:

• Having one gigantic penis. I mean, god must have ben playing a practical joke on me or something, christ. I swear it’s a disability. I’ll be sitting there in class and all of a sudden *whoosh* shit! where’s that thing come from?? “What the hell is that, a paper towel tube? You sicko!”
  riiiight, sicko…..
• Having a Bitch. Remember Girl A from my earlier post? Well i’ve decided that not only do I not want her, but she’s not going to be easily gotten rid of. I’ve tried, believe me. I’m a realy nice guy and I dont do mean things. But this is rediculous. So my new philosophy is that i’ll get as much out of her as I can, and eventually she’ll tire of serving me like a slave, and she’ll just drop interest in me, and she’ll think it was her doing. I see no moral wrong in this, and you wouldn’t either, if you met her. (oh and don’t worry, getting things out of her DOES NOT mean sex. Ewww….)
• Getting drunk on wednesday. And Thursday. And hopefully every night this weekend

The Bad:

• not having my bike, because I was too drunk to ride it home from megans. I really miss that thing. I hope nobody takes adavantage of its innocence. I mean, it’s just sitting there with no protection or anything!

define

Something weird has been happening this year:

I’ve been challanged in school for the first time since freshman year in high school, and before that, when I went to private school in 3rd grade

Since when did a STATE school become challanging? Oh yeah, when I got past GE. Silly me.

Maybe this year won’t drag on and on like last year…

interesting

Hell yeah! James Dean is the ultimate!

James Dean
you are A rebel, differnt from the crowd, people
like your creative personlity.

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