I downed a 40.

So I finish my last final, and see little Heather sitting on the side of the road across from the housing section. For you who don’t know, Heather is a midget. She’s really cool, but she has the worst luck ever. Lemme just say don’t go to a party on campus with her. Trouble follows her like a fat kid follows donuts.

Anyways, we had a good chat on the lawn.

Then I go print out my stupid paper for KSUN. Now this paper was assigned soooo long ago, but not due till today. I procrastinated till the LAST moment possible, and did just fine.

I get back, and we go eat dinner, and I eat way too much.

We get back, start drinking and then Erin gets back from her final and we have our farewells.

Megan was sad I could tell, and I would be too if Erin didn’t live in my town.

So we drink but i’m full so I am going slowly. So I decide to beer bong the rest of it since it’s quicker that way. So I beer bong a little more than 3/4 of a Steele Reserve. I was drunk in less than 5 min and drunk for a while.

Then we went up to my room and we put on porn. Which turned out to be a bad idea, since I was in a room with two drunk couples laying together on beds. Shit. So the party kinda broke up there.

Later, Sarah calls Jon and he tells me to go to Kindra’s room, giving some incoherent reason. I get there and everyone is confused. Ra thinks i’m driving or something, which I was in no condition to do.

Long story short, we got bagel dogs and Ben and Jerry’s Coffe Heath Bar Crunch (best ice cream ever). Only problem was we didn’t have a microwave, so we went around at 12:00 knocking on doors trying to find a microwave.

Also we didn’t have spoons, so we ate the ice cream with a Tootsie pop stick. How ghetto.

So I am so fat and happy right now.