CBW5120: oh did i ever tell you about that guy that was at our hotel room in california
x: what about him
CBW5120: jessica sleep with him that night. twice, he told me that as well as her. i left with my cousin and thats when they did
CBW5120: oh well her choice but still. she didn’t even know him what so ever
x: shit
Eww…
Ok so I was talking to erin, and the biggest white trash talks to me.
CBW5120: i know that and i probably would of done the same thing you two did. i’m coming back there when i get done with court next month
xr: oh
CBW5120: i’m still going to court over that shit. i had to hire a lawyer. i’m facing a year in jail which is pretty gay
x: for what
CBW5120: for my feiling charge
x: weiling?
x: what?
CBW5120: for trying to out run the cop that night. they said i never appeared in court for that charge which is a lie so i hired a lawyer
WHAT THE HELL?
x: wow i am talking to the most white trash person ever
x: oh my god
x: CBW5120: i’m still going to court over that shit. i had to hire a lawyer. i’m facing a year in jail which is pretty gay
x: yeah, that’s pretty “gay”
x: haahaahahahaaahahahaa
I am appalled at the rather large amount of white trash people around these days.
Eww I think I can smell her over the internet. She smells like ass.
Which A-Team member are you???
I just wanted to brag about my metabolism.
Yesterday I weighed exactly 188 pounds. Today before working out, I weighed 185. After working out, I weighed 183.5.
And this is without drugs or dieting. That’s just what happens when I don’t eat like a pig.
In your face, fat people!@
Ok so first off I would like to clarify some things, all kidding aside.
People think I hate fat people. I don’t hate fat people. I know plenty of nice fat people, and my sister happens to be fat. I don’t REALLY hate the fat people. People sometimes confuse my humor with reality. I do however, think that fat people should get healthy by losing weight, and fatness disgusts me, but that doesn’t mean I hate them.
Ok now with that out of the way, I can continue.
Humor mode: On
I never really noticed this before, but I hate really skinny guys too. This guy is the best example I can find. What really pisses me off is how they can have so little muscle! You have fucking testosterone! All you have to do to have even a smidgion of muscle is EAT. You aren’t a fucking supermodel, ass.
Like when their elbow is wider than their upper arm. By a lot.
There’s this guy in my Biology class who really pisses me off like that. So he has this fatass girlfreind who is gross and sick in every way, and he’s skinny as fuck. And all through class they are kissing and holding hands like they are some hot, badass couple. Guess what, assfuckers? You make me want to vomit. You are grosser than gross and there isn’t any room on this planet for you. You have no purpose, so just die.
GRRRRRRRRRRR they piss me off I need something to beat up right now. Who’s ass should I kick right now?
Yay Sarah came by and I gave her a massage while she talked about her problems. Damn what a day, is all I have to say. Kinda makes my stress go away. As well as I love giving back massages. It’s so relaxing.
I feel better now! Yay!~!
Ok so i’m not a stupid person, and I knew that it was April Fool’s Day. But when credible news websites start posting stupid nerdy jokes and try and pass them off as real stories, it pisses me off. I really can’t belive anything that is dated “April 1st, 2003″ anymore.
Fuck you internet!
Oh yeah, if you understand that one about RFC 3514, or even know what an RFC is, and are female, please email me right now.
Thank you.